iNtErEsTiNg cRap...bUt sO tOtAlLy iNaCcUrAtE...

hOhO...
wAs rEaDiNg sOmE pReTtY uSeLeSs aRtIcLe oN ReAdiNg oF hIs bOdYy LaNgUaGe tO dEtErMiNe iF hE LiKeS u AnOt...
LoLx~
hErE iT gOeS...
oUr BoBy LaNgUaGe cOmMuNiCaTeS 55% oF wAt wE rEalLy MeAn...
dE wAy wE sAy oUr WorDs cOnTrIbUtEs 38%...
n OuR sPeAkEn WoRdS oNlY cOnTrIbUtE tO a MiSeRaBlE mErE 7%... (aMaZiNg yA)

1)gLaNcEs n GaZeS...
iF uR dAtE gAzEs rEpEaTeDlY @ u...n gIvInG u PrOlOnGeD sIdEwAy gLaNcEs...fOLlOw By 5 sEc gAzEs...
cOnGrATeS LaDiEs!!
aCcOrdInG tO dE aUtHoR...u R wElL oN uR wAY tO a 2nD dAtE wItH hIm :D

2)sMiLiNg dE nIgHt AwAy...
iF hE sMiLeS @ u OfTeN dUriNg uR dAtE,ChAnCeS aRe He fInDs u ALlUrInG...
(sEeMs sO LaMe To Mi...uM wHeThEr aM i iNtErEsTeD aNoT @ hIm i LL oSo tRy tO mAiNtAiN a sMiLe...uNlEsS hE iS a ToTaL tUrNoFf oR hE iS sImPlY aN aSs...HoLe)

3)dE PeAcOcK sYnDrOmE
hOhO...aS LoNg aS uR dAtE iS a VaIn dUdE hE LL rUn hIs HaNds tHrOuGh hIs hAiR,sTrAiGhTeN hIs AlrEaDi StRaIgHt sHiRt,oR wAteVeR...
gUeSs iTz ArEnT aNy sIgN tAt hE LiKeS u AnOt...
iF iTz sOmE sIgN oF iNtErEsT tHeN tHoSe sUpEr vAiN dUdEs mUz Be aLwAYs bZ sEnDiNg OuT wRoNg sIgNs tO gErS...LoLx~

4)mIrRoRiNg uR mOvEs
iF u LeAn fWd tO tAlK tO hIm, n He dOeS dE sAmE oR hE sItS bAcK wEn U sItS bAcK...hE iS miRrOrInG u
bAsIcaLLy dE tHeOrY bEhINd tHiS iS wE PrEfEr pPlE wHo ArE sImIlaR tO uS...n PpLe WhO ArE cOmForTaBlE wItH eAcH oThEr tEnD tO gEt iNtO a RhYtHm...
sO iN cOncLuSioN iF LaDiEs u SpOt uR dAtE wItH sImiLaR mOvEs As U,cOnSicOuSLy oR uNcOnScOuSlY,hE's InTO u...

5)oPeN pOsTuRe n PoInTiNg
oPeN pOsTuReS LiKeS tUrNiNg hIs bOdY tOwArDs u wHiLe cHaTtiNg,LeAnInG fWd oR nEaReR tO u,Or nOdDiNg hIS HeAd As u SpEaK,sHoW tAt hE tRuStS u n FeEls cOmFoRtAbLe aRd U...
oSo cHeCk OuT hIs hAnDs n FeEt,aS wE tEnD tO pOiNt OuR LimBs ToWaRdS a PeRsOn wE aRe AtTrAcTeD tO...iF u FiNdS hIs ArMs n ToEs pOiNtiNg ToWaRdS u...HoOrAy!! (uM...sO cRaPpY...n SeEmS sO uNtRuE)

6)cAnT sAy gOoDbYe
wEn ItZ tImE tO sAy GooDbYe hE LiNgErIeS rOuNd nOt wAnTiNg dE nIgHt tO eNd...

dE fInAL vErDicT fRm mI iS...
i tOtALLy dIsAgReE wItH mOsT oF dE pOiNtS!!!
iF iTz tRuE tHeN y aM i StILL sInGlE!!
sO LaDiEs dUn gEt tOo eXciTeD oR coNfiDeNt iF uR dAtEs dIsPlAy mOsT oF dE mEnTioNs sIgNs...
wELL i MaYbE wRoNg bUt jUz sO hApPeN tAt gUyS i EnCouNtEr...
rEsPoNdS tO mOsT oF dE sIgNs bUt sHorTlY aFtEr tAt hE jUz WaLk OuT oF mY LiFe n sEtTlE dOwN wItH aNoThEr GeR...
Or pErHaPs iTz nOt mEaNt tO bE...
hOhO...
F cArE...i LL jUz iMmErSe mYsElF iN aLL tHeSe tEmPeROrY sHoRt LiVe hApPiNeSs n JoY
n PiCk mYsElF uP aGaIn wEn iT aLL eNdS n faLL iNtO aNoThEr tEmPoRaRy hApPiNeSs n JoY tRaP aGaIn...